motherfuckingwebsite.com
scanned 2026-09-15 07:07 UTC · defs 2026.09
category overview
the breakdown
0 of 27 patterns flagged✓ clean, no tells in this category.
✓ clean, no tells in this category.
✓ clean, no tells in this category.
✓ clean, no tells in this category.
✓ clean, no tells in this category.
the four axes
slop: lower is better · system & AEO: higher is better
design slop
0/100
Clean
copy slop
not run
system · DESIGN.md
none
no DESIGN.md
AEO · agent-readable
not run
scan to evaluate
system & aeo detail
system · DESIGN.md drift
No DESIGN.md declared. Add a design system file to track drift between redesigns.
AEO · agent-readable
Page is reachable (HTML 2xx)+10
AI crawlers are not blocked (GPTBot gets 2xx)+25
robots.txt does not Disallow AI crawlers+20
Page is indexable (no noindex)+15
Markdown twin served at <url>.md+10
HTML advertises the markdown twin (Link rel=alternate)+8
/llms.txt published at the site root+7
HTML sends Vary: Accept (content-negotiation aware)+5
Eight checks, weighted to 100. Evaluated live per scan. Run a fresh scan to see pass/fail.
competitive analytics
cleanliness radar
— you--- rank avg
Classic, deliberately plain neighbors
#1motherfuckingwebsite.com
motherfuckingwebsite.com
0 A+#2berkshirehathaway.com
berkshirehathaway.com
3 A#3craigslist.org
craigslist.org
3 A#4news.ycombinator.com
news.ycombinator.com
6 A-#5gnu.org
gnu.org
10 B+slop distribution
cleaner than 86% of 3,360 scans
You've seen the score. Now fix it.
Nothing to fix, this page is already Clean. Keep it that way.
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monitoring
Keep motherfuckingwebsite.com on-system between redesigns.
A daily re-scan, and a regression or design-drift email the moment a redesign slips back into slop. Scanning stays free; this remembers a domain over time.
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